How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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