You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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