She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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