you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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