In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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