What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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