Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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