No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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