we have officially mastered the walk of shame
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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