I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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