So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
