I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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