so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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