I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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