She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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