Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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