He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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