Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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