It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
