The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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