if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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