everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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