I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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