I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.