Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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