Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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