God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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