Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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