I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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