the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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