Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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