I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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