well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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