I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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