Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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