Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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