People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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