Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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