I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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