Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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