PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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