And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All I want is dick and wine.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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