But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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