We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
