Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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