my mouth tastes like poor choices
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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