he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
