Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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