I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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