Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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