I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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